when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
reblogging just for that comment
no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film
For real though
John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.
Such an important film. There hasn’t been a coming-of-age film like it since. Truly. It’s a lost genre. Also an incredible soundtrack full of great music from its era.
4/20 on Easter and I’m not blazing it or praising it
He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself.
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”
behold the happiest bear
Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’
Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
white boys need to be stopped
WHAT IS THIS FROM
he’s in a band called Swim Deep :)
Fuck. Zachary Robinson is so preshh
Most perfect human award goes to you son
zach yes omg