• me: why did you just reblog that from them
  • me: i literally just reblogged that
  • me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
  • me: is it because you don't like me
  • me: is it because i'm fat

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

reblogging just for that comment

ryleestrange:

purplesmauge:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.

Such an important film.  There hasn’t been a coming-of-age film like it since.  Truly.  It’s a lost genre.  Also an incredible soundtrack full of great music from its era.

waitrose:

4/20 on Easter and I’m not blazing it or praising it

waitrose:

4/20 on Easter and I’m not blazing it or praising it

urtube:

Tumblr on 420

urtube:

Tumblr on 420

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

policymic:

15 famous landmarks zoomed out tell a different story

iamtheaardvark:



Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

iamtheaardvark:

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Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

frogflesh:

hxpnotize:

lindseylazers:

p0p-punk-princess:

cunt3r-parts:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

he’s in a band called Swim Deep :)

Fuck. Zachary Robinson is so preshh

Most perfect human award goes to you son

zach yes omg

swimdeepswimdeepswimdeep yus

frogflesh:

hxpnotize:

lindseylazers:

p0p-punk-princess:

cunt3r-parts:

WHAT IS THIS FROM

he’s in a band called Swim Deep :)

Fuck. Zachary Robinson is so preshh

Most perfect human award goes to you son

zach yes omg

swimdeepswimdeepswimdeep yus

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."